So now you have dick pics floating around the interwebs too? Not to mention, they were taken by a 17 year old!!!! Seven-fucking-teen! I need some time to process this.
First of all, you are a professional quarterback. You aren't at USC anymore, so boning college freshmen (or high school seniors) is wayyyyyyyyy beyond disgusting. You can now get (and have gotten) ass from actresses and models, what could possibly be appealing about a 17 year old? What am I going to tell our future children?
I had a hard time with you dating Meadow Soprano. I had a hard time with the rumors about Kristin Callavari. This might be too much for me to fathom. I'm going to require a lot of pretty, shiny things to let this one go.
I just pray to every God in every religion that his dick pics aren't Favrean in nature. I don't want to see Crocs, I don't want to see a tiny crooked wiener. I don't know that my little heart can take that kind of let down, especially after this kind of news.
Merr,
Blanche Sanche
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