Looks like Payton is in some trouble

I don't know much about Sean Payton, the HC of the New Orleans Saints, but in the past couple of days, I've found out a few things: he loves booze and he just moved to Dallas.  Uh... why is the head coach of the Saints moving to Cowboys territory... his old stomping grounds???

Is it because he's a boozer whose wife is tired of the trouble he's getting into in New Orleans?  Probably.  Does he have some not-so-secret deal to move to the Cowboys front office to wait out his non-compete clause before zeroing in on the HC job in Dallas?  Even more likely.

The Saints can spin his move any way they want, saying that he'll be back in the NO come football season, but I'm not buying it.  I think Payton is going to Dallas for the Cowboys, not so much to save his marriage.  

I hope, for the sake of his family, this is a good move, but that hope is motivated by purely selfish reasoning.  Head coaching spot vacated... a very eligible and capable head coach who was just ousted from being the longest tenured coach in the NFL... I think we all know where I'm going with this.

Plus, I look really good in black and gold.

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche