I just barfed on myself for that title, even though I mean it purely sarcastically.
Why is it that, after the loss to the Jets, the Patriots organization finally tells us that Mrs. Brady has been playing with a foot injury, I mean "ailment", for the entire season and that he's going to have surgery to fix it? Shouldn't we have been privy to this information before their season came to a screeching halt?
Let me ask you this: Why do they feel the need to justify their loss to the Jets by telling me that Brady wasn't at his best? You lost. Get over it. You lost because your whole team played terribly, not because Brady had a foot injury. When I am out dude-hunting on a Friday night and my game is off, I don't manifest an injury then tell everyone I'm boyfriendless because of an ingrown toenail; I chalk it up to my inability to have a normal conversation with someone of the opposite sex. The same logic applies.
Also, are they trying to make him a hero for fighting through the pain all season? If it was that bad, he should have taken care of it a long time ago. I'm not impressed. At all. As a matter of fact, it feels like something Spencer Pratt would do for attention. You know what's a better way to make people think your awesome? One word: Giselle.
Thank God we are done with him for the season. I can't stand to look at his face anymore and I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber would really like to regain the complete control of the dudes with lesbian haircuts market.
xoxo,
Blanche Sanche
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