Dear Santa

As Christmas is a mere 3 days away, I thought I should throw out my wish list out into the universe for all to see.

Yes.  I am asking for Mark Sanchez for Christmas.  He's cute, funny and a great quarterback (when he doesn't get too into his own head during a game). 

Now, here are the reasons I believe Mark Sanchez should be asking for me for Christmas:  I'm educated and intelligent; I also love Broadway; I look great in green and white; I'm hilarious (and modest too); I make great Chili Colorado; I know a lot about football and don't mind devoting the entire season to the sport; I'm not fancy so I'm not after the money (just the Super Bowl tickets); I'm working my way into a great career; I'm not needy in the slightest; and I would make a great trophy wife.

Keep that in mind, Santa.  Maybe you can pass him my bio and make this happen for me.

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche