Slacker

I know it's not football season, but with everything going on, I feel like I've let this blog fall by the wayside.  Sorry about that, friends.  Here I am, though, to briefly discuss the important things that have happened lately.
Jason Taylor was cut from the Jets.  WTF?  They better renegotiate his contract and bring him back or this girl is going on a rampage.
Tiki Barber is un-retiring, which HAS to be because he's broke.  There is no reason a 38 year old man who retired in 2006 should be making his comeback as a running back.  Who is going to take him?  Probably no one.  You've always been my favorite Barber bro, Tiki, but Ronde is taking over now.
Vince Young wants back on the Titans. NO.  Munchak better not do it.  Also, Warren Moon thinks the Titans should pick Cam Newton as their first round draft pick.  NO.  Hello, world!  Our first round pick of VY didn't work; it's not time to start over with another brand new QB.  Let's pick up an established guy before we start picking up fresh meat.
Plaxico Buress will be released from prison in early June.  I think this guy is going to have a stellar comeback... as long as he remembers to properly holster his guns at all times. 
This whole CBA nonsense feels like it's never going to end.  I don't think anyone is willing to give up anything to come to an agreement, so let's just be the overpaid assholes you are and screw over your fans, your employees and the livelihoods of your neighborhood economies so that you can get a few more million dollars.

And I'm out.

xoxo
Blanche Sanche

Pure artistry

My dear friend, Blanche Collie, went on a Paint drawing spree and made pictures for the three of us.  Though she does not include Austin Collie in her picture, I know he's in her heart.  Enjoy these winning pictures!

Me:

Blanche Manning:

Blanche Collie:

You know you wish your friends would waste their time at work making you glorious drawings of you and anonymous sports husbands.


xoxo,
Blanche Sanche

A little something to brighten my day

I know there are far more important things happening in the football world at this moment (t minus 25 hours until the lockout), but Chord Overstreet (the Bieber-haired blond boy on Glee) just posted this photo and my heart did a happy dance.  Mark Sanchez + Mark Salling + Wii = Personal Heaven.  I would sell a body part to be a part of this photo.  However, in light of Mr. Sanchez' current scandal, I don't think it's appropriate for him to be hanging out on the set of Glee.  Too much temptation for him, don't you think???

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche

Twinkle toes

Hines Ward... you just lost the Super Bowl, what are you going to do now?

Dance with the stars, obviously.

Am I the only one who thinks this is a ridiculous decision?  I will never take an active football player seriously if he puts on a pair of dance shoes and shakes his ass to a big band version of "Hold It Against Me".  But, to be fair, it's good that he's putting money in the bank account in case of a lockout this season.

I still think it's stupid.

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche

C'mon Denver!

Reports that Kyle Orton will be the starter for the Broncos next year are surfacing and I think it's pretty obvious that I'm upset.  Despite my current displeasure with the Titans, I would love nothing more than for K-Ort to get traded to Tennessee. 

I genuinely like this dude.  I think that he has great potential to take a team to greatness, but with Tebow nipping at his heels in Denver, I don't think he's going to fully realize his potential.  The city of Denver has a hard-on for Tebow.  The second K-Ort has a less than stellar game, they are going to throw him under the bus and put the Jesus boy in.  That's just the way it works.

Plus, I think Orton would look fantastic on the back of a Titans jersey.  It would probably rejuvenate my faith in Tennessee.

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche

Taking the day off

I have a terrible headache today, so I don't have the energy to pick my eye candy of the day.  The headache is probably due to the lack of football in my life or, at least, that's what I'm attributing it to.  So, to try to make myself feel better, I watched Any Given Sunday.  I love this movie so very much.  Not only do you have all-star talent in Pacino, Jamie Foxx, Ann-Margaret, and Matthew Modine, but you put Bill Bellamy and LL Cool J in anything and I'm guaranteed to love it.

Instead of writing more, I'm gonna let Big Al take the floor today. 

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche

Eye Candy -- February 19, 2011

Brady Quinn, #9, quarterback, currently with the Denver Broncos.  I honestly know nothing about him, other than he used to be on the Browns (I actually had to Google where he was playing now because I wasn't sure).  However, he's pretty cute in the preppy nerd kind of way.  It just sucks that he's on a Denver squad that is NEVER going to play him, thanks to K-Ort and Jesus Boy Tebow.  Poor Brady Quinn.  Maybe he can go somewhere else so we can see his face more often.

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche