Andy Reid

Am I the only one completely shocked that Andy Reid gets to keep his job in Philadelphia for another year?  After building up the self-proclaimed "dream team", the Eagles went 8-8 this season, a nightmare in Philly by my standards.

With all that talent, they were written into the Superbowl before the season even began, yet it seemed like they couldn't make anything work on the field.  LeSean McCoy, Desean Jackson, Michael Vick, Nnamdi Asomugha,  Jason Babin, Casey Matthews, Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie.... seriously, that roster is basically a who's who of the football world.  How do you lose with that talent?!!!?

Hopefully, the Eagles' decision to keep Reid as their head coach doesn't come back to bite them in the ass, but I think it will.  Actually, it's kind of fun watching them lose.

You look dumb

I hate your new haircut, Mark Sanchez.

xoxo,

Blanche Sanche

Jay Cutler

He is my least favorite.

I'm not sad that he broke his thumb.  It was probably all the sucking of his thumb in bed at night that weakened it.  I'm implying he's a big baby, in case you didn't catch that.

Go marry Kristin Cavallari (whom I can't believe took him back after he dumped her) and never come back.  Either of you.  Ever.

xoxo,

Blanche Sanche

Poor K. Ort!

Kyle Orton was waved by the Broncos today, after losing his starting job to everyone's least favorite disciple, Tim Tebow.  K. Ort was 1-4 while starting in Denver this season and now the Broncos seem to be winning in spite of Tebow, but I sincerely hope K. Ort ends up going to a team that can use his talents.

I was gunning for him to be signed to the Titans at the beginning of the season, before Matt Hasslebeck came along and I still hope good fortune finds him, even though we are over halfway through the season.

There are a number of teams that could benefit from the veteran quarterback.  First and foremost, the Texans.  With the loss of Schauby, the Texans are stuck with Matt Lienart who truly has the ability to drop them out of their division lead.  I think the Texans would be lucky to get K. Ort right now (though my Titans would be luckier if they didn't get him so that they could rocket to first place in the division)

Indianapolis could use him too, but if they are genuinely in the "Suck for Luck" pool, then there's no way they will even give him a second look.

It's rumored that he could go back to the Bears now that assface Jay Cutler is injured, but I really hope that's not true.  I think the Bears should give Caleb Hanie a shot.  He came in as the third string QB for them during the playoff game last year and played pretty damn well for third string.  I really think he should have the opportunity to helm the offense up there in Chicago.

Perhaps the Dolphins are ready to trade Matt Moore in for a new QB or the Redskins could be looking to replace Sexy  Rexy Grossman.  I couldn't even come up with the names of the starting QBs for Arizona or Seattle (John Skelton and Tevaris Jackson, respectively.  Thanks, Wikipedia!) so I'm sure they are in the hunt for new play makers.

Anywho, it will be interesting to see how it unfolds!

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche

Hey, Jake Locker...

I think I don't hate you.  And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Perhaps over half a season with Matt Hasslebeck has been enough for the Titans and now it's time to show Locker some love.  I'm not mad at it.  I think that his two touchdown passes to Nate Washington showed that the Titans need to play our rookie QB if we have any chance of winning our division.  Now that Schaub is out for the Texans, the Titans have a decent shot at the division and I think Locker, if he can keep up this momentum, could be the final piece in the puzzle.

Granted, this could just be a fluke, but I'd really like to see him get some field time for the rest of the season.

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche

Eye Candy -- November 17, 2011

In honor of tonight's game against Denver, Mark Sanchez, quarterback of the New York Jets.  I was in attendance at last year's game in Denver, so I'm pretty much just crying at my desk since I can't be there this year.  All I want in life is to watch the Jets cream Tebow and his stupid face.  Guess I'll have to settle for watching this year's game on TV.  Saddest of sad mittens.

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche

Eye Candy -- November 16, 2011

Arian Foster, running back for the Houston Texans.  Not only is this dude a beast on the field, but I sincerely believe that he's a genuinely nice human being.  I just started following him on Twitter ( @ArianFoster) and he tweets some of the sweetest things I've ever heard from a football player.  He often starts the hashtag #RAOC (random act of kindess) and sends love to his fans and haters alike.  He makes you believe that he is just a good dude who happens to be really great at football.  He's a rarity now-a-days.

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche