Deadspin

Generally, I try to avoid reading Deadspin.  Not because of the content, I effing love the content, but because of the layout and the difficulty of navigating the site.  It might just be me, but I think it's hard as shit to find articles I like there.

However, I ran out of other websites to waste time on, so I took a gander and, wouldn't you know, the top story was The 2011 Haters Guide to the Top 25.  Hysterical.  I almost felt as if I'd written the article, despite my purely rudimentary knowledge of college football.

I suggest you check it out and laugh at the pure hatred and frustration with which the article is written.  Think back to a time you just wanted to talk shit about everything around you and I guarantee this is exactly how you felt.

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche

Eye Candy -- February 18, 2011

Who doesn't love Peyton Manning?  From his vast talent as the quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts to his hilarious TV commercials, I find it impossible to resist him.  He might not be the best looking guy out there, but his sense of humor more than makes up for it.

He won my heart with this commercial:

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche

Just for giggles

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.  I want to make it into a poster and hang it on my wall.

xoxo,
Blanche Sanche