You've created a lifelong enemy. Not just me, but any female with eyeballs who thoroughly enjoyed Mark Sanchez' photo spread in GQ. I get it; you are upset because no one wants your homely mug on the cover of their magazine, but you don't have to hate on Sanche for being oh-so pretty. You know what's more embarrassing than a hot QB in tight white pants??? Your terrible hair cut and inexplicable facial hair. Seriously, what is the situation happening above your shoulders?
You're a good quarterback, you just won a Super Bowl. Do you really need to go around making fun of Mark Sanchez' clothing? Tom Brady has done GQ, did you make fun of him as well? Thankfully, Sanche is a classy man and didn't insult you back, even though you provide him with plenty of ammunition.
Now, I will have to root against you always, even if you are playing the Patriots or Raiders.
xoxo,
Blanche Sanche
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