It comes as no surprise to me that Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari broke up. What does shock me is that HE dumped HER! Is there anything more sad and pathetic in life than to be left by Jay Cutler??? Absolutely not.
I'm sure Cutler will find a way to manifest this break up into a physical injury so that he doesn't have to actually play football this season. As for Kristin, maybe this will inspire her to design more shitty clothes that no one wants to buy.
xoxo,
Blanche Sanche
Showing posts with label Jay Cutler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jay Cutler. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Engagement OFF!
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Put a ring on it
Rumor has it, Jay Cutler is going to pop the question to Kristin Cavallari in the near future. Who would want to marry that dude? He always has such a miserable look on his face, like he's always thinking about his childhood dog that got hit by a bus in front of him.
Kristin, major downgrade from your hookup with Sanchez. But I'm glad you two have found each other. It's encouraging to know that even the douchiest douche can find love. There's hope for me yet.
xoxo,
Blanche Sanche
Monday, January 31, 2011
Seriously...
You know you want to punch him, too. Admitting it is the first step.
xoxo,
Blanche Sanche
xoxo,
Blanche Sanche
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Jay Cutler
I don't know what it is about Jay Cutler that makes me hate him, but I can't help it. Every time they show his face on TV, I want to throw a shoe at him.
During the NFC Championship game today, Cutler was playing like an amateur. It was painful to watch him do absolutely NOTHING for his team.
And then came his "knee injury".
Yo, Cutler. A word of advice: You are in the effing NFC Championship game. Suck it the eff up and play some football. I've seen quarterbacks play through injuries worse than anything that could have happened to you today. I think you could have lasted a few more series, had you wanted it bad enough.
I'm sure I wasn't the only one that thought his injury was a cop-out. If he sat on the sidelines, he couldn't be held liable for the ass kicking that was happening on the field, right? WRONG! His noticeable absence brought even more attention to how he was letting his team down.
I do have to say, though, I was very proud of the way Caleb Hanie handled himself on the field. For a third string quarterback, who had only played in a few games before, I think he held his own out there. He proved that the Bears could count on him as a solid backup. Or a potential starter next year... just throwin' it out there.
Sorry Bears. As my step-mom and I said at the end of the game: After that terrible performance, Jay Cutler should never be seen or heard from again. He is awful.
xoxo,
Blanche Sanche
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